when you accidentally befriend someone annoying and you can’t get out of the friendship
HORROR MOVIE ADS ON YOUTUBE THAT U CANT SKIP
"Why do you want this job?"
Because under capitalism I am forced to sell my labor in order to subsist.
a restaurant in my hometown got a review that said the servers should “show some skin” so the owner added a potato skin special to the menu and all the proceeds from the special go to the west virginia foundation for rape information services (x)
That’s exactly the appropriate response.
lollipops are so weird youre literally swallowing your own flavored saliva
Friend: Ill be there in 5 minutes are you ready?